Blinded by the light, I think he's going to fop till he drops.

What not to wear

Seriously, who wears a tie to RenFest?

The incredible bulk

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...

Uncle Funky

Wow, look at all the funny dressed people around here...

I can hear a piano

Liberace want's his coat back

Is it Real

Do you think the "chain mail" is natural or man made?

Buns

Naked is not a costume...

That's some strong chainmail!

Naked is not a costume!

Hot Mom

Naked is not a costume

Not a Kilt

No you can't wrap a tablecloth around your waist and call it a kilt.

Saddle Up Laddies

Are those authentic 16th century Scottish cowboy boots?

it's good to be the king...

Just because you got a cardboard crown with your BK Kids Meal doesn't mean you're in charge now.

Star Date...

So confused, I can't decide if I should dress for the Star Trek Convention or the RenFest, why not both!

Alley Oop!

Back hair is not a costume.

... Just look at that cave man go!

Saddle up

You and the chicken you rode in on!

No Thank you I Don't Need Directions

Do you think this is a map of his erogenous zones?

Not lost

Hey its that guy from Lost!

Does this make my butt look big?

Yes, yes it does

Naked is not a Costume

Just what are people thinking!

Awkward Family Photos

I can just hear him thinking... "I am never going to RenFest with mom again"

and remember, naked is not a costume!

Make my Day Punk...

What is the deal with Steam Punk at RenFest? And a pair of brass goggles on a top hat isn't steam punk either....

I'm Not Feeling the Magic

Stripper heals and a magic wand are not a costume (unless you're a stripper, that would be a costume)

Costume A-Go-Go

I'm digging the Go-go Boots on the naughty German girl, that's authentic right?

Me not so Horny

Putting on a plastic Viking helmet on something you would have worm anyway is not a Renaissance costume.

Well that's just Super!

Super Mario Brothers? this is the stuff of Halloween Weekend! the guy in green had a sound system playing sounds from the video game....

Flower Child

Ten minutes at Hobby Lobby does not make a good Renfest Costume!

I didn't find this in the official registry of tartans...

I just couldn't find this in the Scottish Register of Tartans. Digital camo doesn't seem to be there! insult to injury is the tie-dyed t-shirt!